These are my collections of inspiring, encouraging, interesting, practical, and funny quotes from the people around the world (Me included ;-) which I found worth sharing with y'all. If you have your own quotes from your daily experience, please e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org, I will post them on this page.
"The United States
is the only country where it takes
more brains to figure your tax than to earn the money to pay it."
- Edward J. Gurney
"Spring is Nature's way of
saying 'Let's party!'"
- Rob in Williams
"A lot of fellows nowadays have a
B.A., M.D., or Ph.D.
Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
- "Fats" Domino
"Advice is probably the only free
thing which people won't take."
- Lothar Kaul
"Humility is like underwear;
essential, but indecent if it shows."
- Helen Nielsen
"I could go onstage, unzip my pants and hang my d**k out, and people would think it was a statement about something."
-Bono, U2, 1989
"Experience is a great advantage.
The problem is
that when you get the experience, you're too damned
old to do anything about it."
- Jimmy Conners
"I admire Clinton. Mr. Clinton
dodged going into the army,
and later ended up telling the army what to do".
- Richard Williams
"Fate has a nasty way of proving one wrong"
"My favorite place is anywhere that accepts credit cards"
- Venus Williams